How are everyone’s Halloween decorations coming? We’re competing in a Harry Potter themed competition. Here is our “window” and Sorting Hat.

AIRLINE BOOKING TRIUMPH ALERT: Just booked the only nonstop flight from SF to New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2019. Online it was a reasonable $512 but the website gave me an error message so I called in. By some amazing luck, when the agent booked it, it was $100 LESS! $412 NONSTOP TO MARDI GRAS :::DOING THE MAMBO:::

Are you trolling or just didn’t get the joke?

I understand why your defenses are up, but they weren’t calling sex workers low life scum in an unsavory profession. They were calling cops that.

Man’s such a blessing to this city. Aside from his considerable financial support for marginalized groups, he honestly just gives us a better name.

Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh—men who have never experienced any real disappointment or struggle or pain and are openly hostile towards and mocking of those who have—I just want those motherfuckers to lose.

Defense attorney just said that if he was wearing a “boy scout uniform” instead of looking how he did, wouldn’t have been justifiable. This man just said “Think of a monster movie....when that monster suddenly stops and turns and looks at the victim, that’s when the music starts....but this wasn’t a movie, this was…

His bodycam footage “mysteriously” vanished (or wasn’t turned on). Also the footage from the Burger King across street also mysteriously vanished after CPD went to collect it for “evidence”.

EDIT: His dashcam footage is what mysteriously disappeared. 

If only the judge would say “fuck your perspective” right before slamming the gavel and saying “guilty”..

Throughout his testimony, Van Dyke claimed “the video doesn’t show my perspective”

Funny you know what doesn’t show Laquan McDonald’s side of events? Laquan McDonald. Tell me more about how the videos don’t show your PoV, please, I’m super interested. I’m super interested in how the video doesn’t show something you claim happened while you were murdering someone. Can we hear from them about what…

Police shifts will extend to 12 hours, rather than 8 1/2, starting today.

Let me just say that Ms. Jody caught and read this droopy, clay-faced muhfucka dead to rights.  Ms. Jody had the professional time for his ass.

I really hope as a Chicagoan this guy gets significan’t jail time.  I’d be more inclined to believe him if he sounded remorseful and didn’t pull the trigger 16 times. 16 TIMES!

“What I know now and what I thought at the time are two different things,”

I think this is the crux of the issue. I was just talking about this to my girlfriend and she said the same thing. Kanye has not been poor or connected to Chicago (and the wealth/income inequality) in a long time. He’s that mafaka who said “fuck you, I got mine” and has lost all touch with what goes on with regular…

When someone shows you who they are, believe them. You are so right. He forgot to tell us that he didnt care about us when he was telling us about Bush. 

I just want the names of the negroes still supporting him lol. Y’all all excommunicated.

Fuck Kanye. We need to say this often and loudly.

Don’t care because Koonye is CANCELLED. Done. Finished. Kaput. Terminado. Not worth talking nor caring about. He jumped into the sunken place like it was a swimming pool. Leave his ass there.