Trap, TrapMoneyBenny
This shit got me in my feelings
Gotta be real with it, yup

Even if you don’t like Michael Jackson personally, you can’t deny his impact on music and pop culture. Sam Smith is grating and cloying. I can’t stand him so I’m okay with seeing Stephanie Mills drag him.

She probably thought nobody would care enough. I wonder where she got the fake diploma from? and how long she has had it? She would have been better off saying she graduated from a defunct college. Im sure there are tons of colleges that are no longer around that were around in 1996. At least then it would be harder…

It seems that her Republican game is not too strong. She gets points for lying. She also gets points for getting that fake diploma. She gets more points for using the phrase “fake news” when she is caught lying redhanded. I’m too lazy to see if she name called so I can’t allocate points in this very, very vital area.…

I live in a very kitty-tastic neighborhood. My neighbor kitty, Gizmo, is one of the best. He’s a polydactyl, and apparently a klepto. My neighbor lady knocked on my door the other night with a handful of my garden gloves. Apparently Gizmo likes to bring home presents for his mom, and those presents include two of my…

I am so very sorry. My dogs are like children to me (and I have 3 of those too). 

You can’t and he’s not your problem. I’d say do the minimum, be truthful about his shortcomings if you have to write up and evaluation and leave in peace. This guy isn’t going to fool anybody that he’s a nice guy once they have to deal with him so don’t even worry about it.

I... (and I NEVER say this)... would kill that little skrelli with kindness. Publically.

a couple of things:

I’m sitting here eating a little breakfast and I honestly could just vomit all over this table. I am really starting to detest these people. Kanye is disgusting. They’re all abhorrent. From here on out, I will not be clicking through to anymore posts about these people. 

Kanye West is garbage. The Kardashians are also garbage. All these garbage people have more money than i’ll ever see in my lifetime, let alone most people’s lifetime. Meanwhile, i’m over here wondering if I’ll have enough money this week to be able to buy toilet paper or if I should just go to the local community…

So, since no one else has said it (I think)...

Okay but what kind of dumbass mother would let their kid take a driver’s test in their own car STUFFED TO OVERFLOWING WITH WEED AND CASH, unless they trying to get them put in jail???? Why the fuck did she just leave that shit in there? I’m baffled, America.

He kept it all TOGETHER? The scale? The POUND (not even a couple of ounces)? The money? The gun?

Did he pass?

It would certainly put a damper on Thanksgiving.

“He is facing multiple charges including engaging in a drug-trafficking crime while transporting a firearm, possessing a firearm during a drug-trafficking crime.”

... who thought it would be a great idea to take his driver’s license test with a pound of marijuana, a loaded gun, a 30-round magazine and some $15,000 cash in the car he was using.

I think he blew at least some of that defense when he offered up the baggie of weed. 

He’s a dumbass, but also, fuck that snitch ass instructor lol