This is well known to any even slightly “woke” Chicago residents. If you drive to a black, Latino or gentrifying neighborhood, you better park perfectly. Even if you do, there’s a chance you’ll get a ticket anyway, as they often count on people not disputing it. 

Oh yeah, I’m well familiar with dibs, I just genuinely didn’t know if it was a thing in black neighborhoods. Chicago being one of the nation’s most segregated metropolitan areas, a lot of the culture of black areas of the city absolutely does not make its way into white areas, and vice versa. (Unlike in New York,…

A bug in their software where there is already a ticket on the car with the time?

I must add that glitter is not the only thing on dollar bills. Cocaine, beer, sweat, the assorted ingredients of alcoholic beverages, urine and fecal material are also found on them as well. That’s why one should always wash their hands after handling money.

I’m trying to explain why I'm laughing at “twerk technician” to a non-native English speaker and all it’s doing is making me look like a crazy American.

“cash-only job as a twerk technician.”

imagines labcoats and all kinds of weird wrenches.

“Rhythmic clothes removal professional”

“...because she had a cash-only job as a twerk technician.”

Koreans may strike out on pizza, but their fried chicken game is TIGHT. The juiciest, most flavorful fried chicken I’ve ever had was at a Korean restaurant in Honolulu.

I prefer wings because it has more dark meat, has fat (I love fat... that’s where all the flavor is), and it’s slurp able... yup.

On another site someone was ranting about Cardi having a glass of wine at her baby shower and how she needs to educate herself.

Waitlist is a troll, please dismiss it.

Lindsey D. Wysoczynski was born 3 February 1993 and registered to vote, giving her address as 33 Seventh Street 1 in Norwich, Connecticut 06360-3812. She is registered as Unaffiliated. Voter status code: Active.

Do all this get a summons. Cross the border illegally, a misdemeanor, have your kids taken from you. We’re in such great shape y’all!

“We have a zero-tolerance policy within this police department and we will not stand for any actions like this,” Lt. John Perry, who still refused to use the word “racism” told Fox 61.

the carolina covenant guarantees you graduate debt free if your parents/guardians are 200% of federal poverty line or less, which seems to apply here. have to graduate in 8 semesters and have a work study job, but there is no application required at all. if you meet the requirements and are accepted to the school,…

I’m still not clear on WHY he is getting turned down for scholarships. I read the linked article and it does not make it clear either.

This young man should have scholarships coming out of the wazoo. 

Ah, young love.  That’s the good stuff when it’s good!