I get what Huckabee, the clueless motherfucker, is trying to do, but do you think MS-13 would separate 2,000 children from their parents and use them as a political bargaining chip? No, that’s a level of low only our president could pull off. Not because he’s a bad ass, but because he’s a dumbass.

Ariana is the 30 Rock very sexy baby joke come to life and it makes me v uncomfortable. That’s probably the nicest and most Jezebel-friendly way I can respond to Pete’s assertion. And yes, I understand that taste is subjective.

I’m more squinked that he is puffing his chest out at ‘marrying the hottest girl in the world,’ because it makes me feel like he’s in love with the idea, but not the person.  But what do I know?  I’m just a caveman.

Arianna Grande is not that hot.  I know, hot take, for real.  

He’s been through some shit. She’s been through some shit. Really happy to see them bringing each other joy.

Honestly, with all the shit going on and everything she’s been through in the last year, Ariana’s earned an adorable big sober dick. I hope those two baby goofballs make it.

And her husband goes right ahead and blows her publicist’s “there’s no hidden message, it’s just a jacket” bullshit right out of the fucking water, bloviating on his Twitter account that it’s meant to signify how much they don’t care about the fake news media.

This was not a mistake.  Does she really expect us to believe she just had this hanging in her closet?  Really?  The lady who eats diamonds on the cover of magazines wears Zara?  Ok gurl.

There was no hidden message.

This bitch. 

I didn’t take this seriously at first. No way this could be, unless someone in her inner circle is part of the ‘Resistance’. If this isn’t photoshopped, how the hell did this happen?

Whoever she is, I’m voting for her in the next election.

I appreciate the dissonance of politely calling him ‘Mr. President’ before lobbing a glorious f-bomb at him.

If and when it’s revealed who this hero works for, I hope her boss has the courage to say “It’s a free country, I’m not firing her. Fuck you, Mr. President.” on the Congress floor.

This deserves to be the top comment.

This guy wasn’t a “beautiful person”. He was a disgusting person. You can acknowledge this reality while mourning the person he could never be. I can’t find it in me to celebrate a death, certainly not a murder. How the fuck could I possibly celebrate it and so elevate his killers,…

Kanye continuing to display his true self

Kanye STFU

“you’re too lazy to do 5 minutes of research “

I check out shaderoom and I’m just confused why so many people are all RIP about this. Are we taught to give a damn for the dead regardless of their actions in life, just because? Is it written in the bible to always honor the dead? (Asking not rhetorically or in jest. I mean seriously). Is it something held onto from…

You can say all you want about these contradictory statements made by celebrities on how they suddenly realized Jahseh’s potential, or even people in general acting like they care now that he is dead. But I think that argument’s absolutely stupid. Many are deeply saddened, even those who aren’t his fans, because he…