Man, I was really hoping to see George H. W. kicking someone’s ass.

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

Solution:

2003 Call of Duty

Bastian, how many dongs do you think you’ll ding at the Superbowl Cup Finals?

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Mattingly can relate.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Hey, that’s Eastern MO. Those of us on the West side do not claim those assholes.

*Morans. This is Missouri we’re talking about.

A few years ago a good, respectable bunch of them made “No Mom Tom” shirts when they were playing Kansas (Thomas Robinson, whose mom died of a heart attack that year).

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

He really does deserve the opportunity to break something else.

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Except if you’re a Royals fan like me and fucking devastated. The thing about living in a city like this, in a ‘small market’, is most of us have a real connection to these players. Like they’re family. We see them out on the town and we don’t bother them all the time. They don’t need security when they go to a…

This is absolutely horrible. Gutted. He will be truly missed.

They claim it’s an ice storm, but we know the real reason they need to “prep the field.” #IWantToBelieve

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.