Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

Appealing? No.

The beginning of that video is like...

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

I’m shocked the guy with neck tats behaved in a less than gentlemanly manner.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

I still don’t get how the MLS is OK with a potential move to Austin. The league isn’t big or mature enough to start putting up teams inside other teams’ markets. And to leave a market like Ohio absolutely empty? Bananas.

PUT IT IN “H”!

I freakin’ LOVED Rocket Jockey. If ever a game needed a reboot, that’s the one. The modern multiplayer/streaming landscape is perfectly suited to the game; It’s entertaining as hell to watch. It’s a skill game balanced by “lol, rekt!” sheer chance/luck moments that can act as an equalizer. And it’s the kind of game…

“We also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about how the cheerleader may have provoked the cameraman” - Stephen A Smith

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

Hard to say. Maybe he’s Goofy.