Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

The probes are out there bopping along over 10 billion miles from Earth. When they push data back home, they’re using radio transmitters with 23 watts of power. 23 piddling watts—less than half the wattage of a typical 60 watt weak light bulb.

monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

As proof that the camera had nothing to do with how bad that particular pass was, NBC replayed footage of every other throw Carr made last night.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

It’s Chewie.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

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Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

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Urine big trouble if this happens to you while streaming wirelessly. Apple shouldn’t stall, and quickly offer something in loo of completely wireless if they are jockeying for a number one slot and want to keep a leg up. Offering a dongle could hold water. Maybe they should they slash the price on a replacement pair…

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

I was thinking more Johnny Cash instead of John Parr.

It’s cool and all but can not hold a tune like St. Elmo’s fire can.

Take my money now.