Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Comments like this are exactly why this series must never die.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

Excellent use of what appears to be ambient music from Leonard Nimoy’s classic “In Search Of” series.

Seafood, ranked:

“I got a fire alarm at home, but really it’s more like a 9-volt battery slowly drainer. ‘Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? Then buy this circle.’”- Mitch Hedberg

Meanwhile, in Paris

This is awful. Jorts, really?

Wow I’ve never been hit in the nards so hard I turned into a late 19th century newsboy

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

Our primary objective is to convert all biomass into one continuous sports complex that wraps the globe in fields and bleachers and box seats and concourses and slab concrete tunnels and hyper modern locker rooms where the walls, ceillings, and floors are coated in synthetic skin bio-engineered from the DNA of famous…

All of the people claiming to be tired of this are really Cardinals fans trying to figure out a way to make you stop. Don’t fall for their false flag operation.

Baseball: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the game for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

My favorite ads are the ones that spell ads correctly.

YES. Please, Apple, make a smaller phone. Prove that there is a market. I don’t use their phones, but if it pushes Android device makers in that direction, I’m all for it.