As proof that the camera had nothing to do with how bad that particular pass was, NBC replayed footage of every other throw Carr made last night.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

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Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

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That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Sentient old broccoli or this:

No.

“I want to get a vending machine, with fun-sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.” - Mitch Hedberg

Been there CC. Been there.

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Silly Amazon.

July 12 = 194th day of the year

Comments like this are exactly why this series must never die.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

Excellent use of what appears to be ambient music from Leonard Nimoy’s classic “In Search Of” series.

“I got a fire alarm at home, but really it’s more like a 9-volt battery slowly drainer. ‘Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? Then buy this circle.’”- Mitch Hedberg