Meanwhile, in Paris

This is awful. Jorts, really?

Wow I’ve never been hit in the nards so hard I turned into a late 19th century newsboy

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

Our primary objective is to convert all biomass into one continuous sports complex that wraps the globe in fields and bleachers and box seats and concourses and slab concrete tunnels and hyper modern locker rooms where the walls, ceillings, and floors are coated in synthetic skin bio-engineered from the DNA of famous…

All of the people claiming to be tired of this are really Cardinals fans trying to figure out a way to make you stop. Don’t fall for their false flag operation.

Baseball: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the game for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Their jerseys look like they belong in one of those fictional football leagues from movies.

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

My theory.

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!