It's getting fucking tough to hate Kim.

you sound soooo much like a warriors fan right now. YOU SIR, are the reason we don’t like the warriors.

How difficult would it be to nix the billionaire doors and switch to non-billionaire ones: that go like this /\, not like this || or like this ^^?

doesn’t have the range lolol

Those shifter that move along a track eat up a lot of space in the console, so they try to reduce their footprint to allow for more storage space and/or cupholders.

The transmission is no longer cable controlled, so no need for a mechanical lever.

I went and saw these artifacts when they were on exhibition at an L.A. auction house not long before he died. The short version: he needed money bad and nearly had to auction off much of his estate before some behind the scenes wrangling allowed him to keep his stuff. Anyways, I saw the painting you mention and man,…

I used to think he was a damaged individual who may not have necessarily molested children but wanted a very inappropriate level of intimacy with them (which is not that much better) but now...ick.

Describe AJ in five words or less

MJ is unequivocally the better of the two, but you have to do more than just occasionally show up to be in six straight NBA Finals, and carry this team on your back for two straight years.

LeBron is a benevolent predator.

“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

The knots people twist themselves into trying to convince themselves that LeBron sucks are amazing to behold.

If the Cavs win the title the trophy engraving should be in Comic Sans.

Flour is absolutely authentic for a burrito. Corn would never stand up to a burrito, structurally. Besides, the burrito was invented by the Pueblo people in New Mexico, so Mexican food doesn’t have anything to do with it.

On the flip side, you could pick one out for your soon-to-be fiancé, only to find out that she thinks it was the wrong shape and size. First and only time in my life that my wife ever thought something I gave her was too small. HEY-O!

I live in Houston and work in engineering.

Good thing he didn’t say that, then.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

In this environment it is frowned upon. We are calling you out on it.