I am honestly so sick of hearing about everyone's paleo diet. You can't eat a slice of bread in front of one of these yutzes without hearing about omg bread is poison. And cheese is poison. And white potatoes are poison. What ever happened to moderation, eating lots of vegetables and maintaining healthy portions?…

Duh! Rubella is natural!

If you want to follow a fad diet yourself, fine, whatever, it's your choice. But if you are feeding your infant a fad diet you really need a kick in the ass. And yes, "paleo" is a fad diet.

Maggie Smith was out sick, unfortunately, so Kate deserves props for not being like "well fuck this whole deal then"

Thomas is not a bleeding footman. He's a bloody underbutler 'e is.

It is just wrong how dowdy they make her look on the show. She is so GORGEOUS

The little boy looks so much like Cousin Matthew (*wipes imaginary tear*). I wonder if Daisy melodramatically whine-asked "What's the point? There are still princesses and I am still making cake!"

This is all Stephen King's fault.

Dear State of Arkansas: file child abuse charges against these scumbags posthaste, because isolating a child for hours on end IS abuse.

Long time ballet dancer.

oh blargh.

Soul mates are a fictional construct (surprise! there are no souls!) and while time may not heal all wounds, it will most certainly heal a high school rejection wound, or else you're maybe not cut out for living in this world. I'm pretty sure that truism was meant for more grievous wounds and actual loss.

Well, "soul mates"—there are people with whom we click on multiple levels, and that's great, but there are generally many of 'em. Otherwise, I would like to borrow the helpful bluebirds from whatever Disney movie you live in, as I'm behind on my laundry.

Time will heal all wounds that happened *in high school*, unless…

Over the course of a life time, some people have many loves, some have just one, and some have none. There's no need to restrict people in the box of 'soul mates.' There is no right way, just the one that makes you happy. I think the only thing Dr. Doe is recommending is that, whatever path you take, don't force…

Soul mates is just an illusion, much like the illusion of a God. This is according to science. Just remember love doesn't exist from the "heart", it's in the brain, alongside such awesome redeeming qualities like sociopaths, psychopaths, pedophiles, murderers, schizophrenics, etc.

We give such explanations to things…

Parenting: you're doing it right.

They're tricksy little bastards.

I worked the drive thru at McDonald's as a teenager. I was the perky, "Have a super day!" girl on staff that I'm sure everyone hated. I'm positive they were staring at my back, silently wishing the swift and inevitable crushing weight of adulthood on my chipper demeanor. Who could blame them?

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.