I would approve of this tactic...if it were the Westboro Baptist Church morons, and the temperature rose to 118 degrees on that parking lot, and that swarm of cicadas chose that day & time to make their return.

I also love Bond 9 in the New Haarlam scent. I only had a sample, but it lasted a long time. The website sells samples, which are wrapped to look like candies! I haven’t tried other scents, but they have really cool bottles. I really don’t wear perfume very often. I want to make a funky chandelier with the old…

Fairmont hotels have Le Labo products for toiletries! I feel in love!

I get that “stepdaughter” porn is a thing, too, as well as incest porn. My daughter was 2 years-old when I married my husband. (20 years ago) If I ever came across his searches that included these things, I would have divorced his ass SO fast! Truly disgusting and worrisome. Just because something is popular does not…

I wonder if Japanese men who visit those “school girl cafes” say the same thing? Actual school girls work in those. FFS. A few years ago, this site about pornhub’s most popular searches and the “teen” category popularity (number 1) completely gave me shivers! I understand that actresses in teen porn are actually at…

*tastes like marmalade (the bitter kind)

I immediately thought of Forces Of Nature with Ben Affleck. That was made in 1999, though. I never saw it, and just did a search, but I fucking hate Ben Affleck.

People who don’t tip, or are shitty tippers....FUCK YOU. In this situation, 100% tip at least, $20 minimum. Yes, if you order ten bucks worth of food, tip $20. In general, be generous. Anyone who does work at your place should be offered a beverage. Courtesy, FFS.

noooooooo!

I’m against hyphenating a child’s last name, quite frankly. I know people who have given their son a first name that was the wife’s maiden name.

Yolanda actually made a comment to the other ladies about the natural “lifespan” of a relationship, maybe 15 years, but it doesn’t mean the end is a failure. The other ladies were surprised, but I agre.

*laundry

It really is a chicken/egg situation. Narcissists may gravitate towards sales. Lookin’ at you, Mary Kay.

If your listing is a convenient location, a scumbag agent will pretend to have showing, thereby sending you scrambling to pick up and get your kids out. Really, said agent is using your place as a fuckpad! Nanny-cam that shit.

Having had this discussion many times, I have come to the opinion that unless cat owners live on a farm, the most responsible course is to keep the cat indoors. Screened porches are great, too, especially if you can open a window and the cat can go in and out. I have heard it all..people who have special enclosures in…

I agree. We adopt dogs and love them and give them the best care possible, but I have real children! College tuition, braces, glasses, and everything else! I have insurance and my teenager hurt his knee at football practice one day. He was fine, but that MRI cost me a TON of money! I will not do chemotherapy for a…

What could possibly go wrong?

For a second I thought, “At least that Rep. Corley seems to have some sense.” Nope! That fucker sent out this Christmas card this year! THIS year, after the racially-charged mass murder at the church and the flag controversary, afterward! What a fucking racist prick.

Damn dudes, clean your fucking mirrors!

Richmond, Virginia...where you can stand on the James River in the exact spot that slaves were unloaded off of ships. Not a fucking museum around here! It is a huge source of contention here. I am outraged that SC wants millions to house that goddamned flag! Racist fuckers honor that flag every day....yeah, they love…