A friend of ours used to be an assistant DA and once had a case where the accused was found not guilty because the jury believed there had been no penetration. In spite of the fact that the victim, the accused, the accused's attorney, our friend, and the judge all agreed that the accused had had contact with the…

Liked it better the first way. I move that everyone calls them "Ramon" from now on.

i don't know how old you are, but i remember life before cell phones and internet, shish kids this days are soooo freaking spoiled

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man, you're so hilarious! *wipes tear from corner of eye*

The answer is "of course not."

Nope.

No.

no

Call me a repressed bitch, but I'm not okay with this picture on the cover of a sports magazine. Yes, it's in the same style as previous ones, but the details that make it different also make it more risqué. This girl's muscles and sinews are pointing downward like an arrow towards her barely covered vulva, and that…

I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.

HAHA!! I was like "is this a thing we're doing now, Ramon?" I kinda like it.

Ramon is obviously supposed to be tampon. LOL

I had sex with my FWB towards the end of my period. The next morning I had to get up and leave early and I got a text that afternoon: "you could have mentioned you were on the blob, I got up to pee and thought I was dying"

This dude only got 9 years as punishment for trying to kill someone and he gets pics of her children? Oh hell no. Hell. No. This is terrifying. Is he going to get visitation after his release too? I think your parental rights kind of end at throat slitting.

That story is part funny, part traumatising.

Blow job week?

UGH the blowjob week idea is beyond annoying to me. Like, let me get this straight—you recognize that my body is doing some funky gross shit that is terribly unpleasant, yet you think that I'm in the mood to selflessly stick your dick in my mouth all week with no expectation of any sort of mutuality? NOOOOOPE.

AT LEAST CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN MIRROR IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A MIRROR SELFIE

And please...for the love of all that is good and decent in the Universe, if you feel the need to selfie, naked or not, in the bathroom mirror: flush the toilet. Better yet, close the lid.

Two years is not long enough. It is so far past time that domestic violence be treated the same as other violent crimes.

It's like the old saying: