Not enough butterflies! The paper probably had kittens or ponies on it, and she was pissed because if you were a true fan, you would've known that. (that crazy bitch) 4th grade?! Excuse me while I take my Geritol.

Kanye probably thinks he can buy all the copies so a new generation will not see it. @@

Botox and fillers?

Here is some information technology...there are little GPS tags for dogs. They are cheap. http://www.pettracker.com

I don't have a cat (2 rescue dogs) but I follow one on Instagram! Sounds lame, but look how freaking adorable it is!

I love firemen! I'm not surprised that are rolling in pussy. (address, please)

Some people are not able to have pets, and your idea would allow them to still love and play with animals and allow the animals to get loved and played with! Like a shelter and interactive zoo. 😊

Shudder. On fleek, tho.

Suck it China! You're sloppy seconds.

"Jaw contouring" sounds like a horror movie procedure. Yikes!

This is as "blingy" as a man in Texas can get.

Stock up. Some kind of "winter weather bomb" is heading your way. You'll be stuck inside your house and have plenty of time for cleaning and doing laundry!

Exactly! Kids on the Autism spectrum look "normal" (@@) so people just assume they are assholes. My son turns 9 tomorrow, and has Asperger's. Duh, if people know how to read and see the stats about ASD diagnoses, they might be a tad bit more compassionate! How many people would say, "Hey, your kid in his wheelchair…

Stein Mart is in there between Marshall's and Nordstrom Rack.

It makes me sad how lame I am. I can't fantasize about a man unless I have an actual connection or feelings of attraction to him... in real life. Boring! Nuns have better fantasies than I do. I have tried, trust me. I can't separate the body from the feelings. I can't be attracted without feelings! FUCK! :( Good thing…

HA! The package had this pic, and it is called the "Rehab Wig." At first, I felt like an asshole, but then I equated it with dressing as Jimi Hendrix or Elvis. But I am kind of an asshole. :)