I went to a party last weekend. Not one fucking person guessed who my costume was supposed to be, not even my hubs! I forgot one tiny thing, but I don't think it would have made a difference. Please, somebody guess.

My daughter experiences daily shit like this, too! Men have cat called her, whistled at her, made sexual hand gestures at her, and literally chased her while she is pedaling her bike as fast as possible to get away! She is a college junior and can't fucking go to Kroger at noon without something happening! Fuck. It is…

Eating out is a great way for kids to learn respect and manners. In daily life, I am compassionate and generous and my kids have turned out this way, too. BUT, let's face it... kids can be assholes. My youngest son has Autism. He is almost 9, now. In those early days, it could get pretty stressful. One of us would…

I have learned to just get up to "go to the restroom" to find our server and give them $40, before the meal even starts, when dining with my in-laws. I tell the server why, and apologize for them, but also that we appreciate them picking up the meal. "Give me a LOOK later if the combined tips aren't enough!" I've…

Oh, and I always carry wet wipes for clean up. :)

I stack common sense things together, like bread plates, salad plates, or remove all the basket liners and put in top one and stack the baskets. I always push all glasses to end of table within easy reach of bussers or servers, as we get ready to leave. Put all straws in one glass and flatware on one plate. I mean…

Drink - enters bloodstream - benefits abound. Drunk sex, drunk dancing, drunk board games, and I recently read that drinking red wine is more beneficial than going to the gym! Cheers!

I hope Damon and Greengrass get amnesia and forget that said they wouldn't do any more Bourne movies. Oh, Matty...love you so much!

Self-worth, self-respect, self-esteem, or whatever you wish to call it it important in every relationship. It doesn't take a lot of partners to accept less than what an acceptable amount of respect and deference. Some people stay with one shitty partner for years, and that is no "better" than a hundred one nighters.

Suri Cruise & Katie Holmes enjoy!

Suri Cruise approves!

(just) keep wearin' it.

"Hoodie provocative, " or "Turban provocative?" I hope her identity is revealed by the time I wake up in the morning. If she were a celebrity, her publicist would have already given a statement about her going to rehab. Fucking bitch! Fingers crossed that she is the wife of some mega church pastor, and she is…

Shawshank Redemption is on the "no-no" list? Fuck that guy! Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'... it will be the only "gettin' busy" he will be a part of. What a tool.

"But look at those images! Jamie Dornan's thick facial hair and sprinkling of chest hair? Hot. Christian Grey's clean-shaven mug and waxed chest? Downgrade. These are the cold, hard facts."

She suggested morning sex, but he apparently does not want morning sex.

Sadly, I do not know how to make a spreadsheet, but do know how to make a meme. I have thoroughly enjoyed all the spreadsheet-related humor! :)

It takes me longer than 20 minutes to blow-dry my hair...then use whatever heat tool for another 20. My husband has a shaved head, and it takes him longer than 20 minutes to get ready! 20 minutes is VERY low maintenance.