Do not interrupt my shows! Not kidding. If you don't want me to interrupt your FIFA, Super Bowl, etc., do not interrupt my Game Of Thrones. (or whatever)
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Are you fucking joking? What you describe is a RECEPTACLE.
Oh, I bet that smug bastard bragged about his spreadsheet genius somewhere on the great, wide world of internet!
"Dear diary, I can't believe it is June, already! I have a big work trip coming up and prepping for that has been exhausting. I was hoping to have some quality time with Bob, but he is acting so weird! He keeps giving me these skeevy non-verbal signs and looking at me strangely. I don't know what is up. I have walked…
Well, bro....the clitoris is this way ⬇️ and it is a whole structure, not a magic button.
What a fucking asshole! Obviously, he sucks at sex. Also, he set her up in this situation. He knows she doesn't usually want to jump into bed after the gym, and knowing he was making a spreadsheet, he asked her when he would expect a "no."
If Utah had prosecuted him for any of the restraining order violations, this may not have happened. This asshole "collapsed" in court today.
;) I had NO idea that Swedes are heavy smokers like other European countries. My friend went there over Spring Break, and said that it was shocking!
Sorry. Kids used to ask me if I had more than the "normal" amount of teeth. Nope, just big teeth, I guess! Added to the list of sucky things about middle age....teeth start shifting around! Even people that have had braces in their youth might need braces again in their forties. I never had braces, but they are…
Canadians are so awesome! Denmark holds the title for The Happiest People, and they are only trying to spread the joy around. :) 20/20 did a segment on a show recently about a random guy giving free sperm to a couple trying to ave a baby. They all stayed in the same hotel for five days, and he provided multiple…
"How come you're the only one in the family with nice teeth?"
We Texans that have moved far, far away miss Whataburger. And Taco Cabana. And HEB. I don't give a rat's ass about the Wegman's that is being built near me. At least I'll know where all the rude-ass Yankees will be hanging out, so I can avoid them. ;) Went to a Harris Teeter, recently, and did not like it. Everything…
Just like you like it. (rough and illegal and covered in spicy ketchup)
My hubs just made fun of me for still having a netscape.net email address! It still works. :)
Right! In good faith. It isn't like your grandma's antique engagement ring that you can get back, if the engagement goes bad. You can never really get all of your pics back!
I beg to differ. I think the only reason this is legal is that it hasn't affected enough men in power, yet. Now, they're all losing their shit because you know Kuhn, Schindler, and Weiner aren't the only dudes with dick pics floating around. I don't think Kuhn should have resigned over this. He obviously made the…
I mean, the macaroni's soggy and the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood.
Exactly! Us old folks remember when ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace" was shocking! We understood that Alice Cooper's "Cold Ethel" was merely for shock value. A pearl necklace was dirty, but might happen in real life. Nobody ever talked about ladies getting loads blown all over their faces, or cream pies, or whatever!…