Tywin getting it on the shitter was a classic move. Was Shae already banging Tywin when she turned on Tyrion? Seems like there should be about 2 minutes worth of story between the two events.

"Impetuous Imp" is my favorite!

Holy shitballs! How many pancake spatulas were sacrificed for this invention? #frillyladyflaps #nevernaked

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I got the hell out as fast as possible. I don't watch True Blood, or eat seafood, or like fireworks because of my years there. : (

Ahhhh, my place of birth. Obviously, he has never been to Ruston or Monroe.

I can't even imagine how shitty the tips must be at Cracker Barrel and Waffle House. Old people splitting a Luann plate at Luby's...does not bode well for a sever earning a reasonable tip.

When my milk came in with baby #2, I said to hubs, "If you ever wonder what I would look like with a boob job, this is it." and I opened my robe...and he was horrified! It was like two footballs sticking off of my chest! Bahaha! Size F nursing bras, at first, and then they settled down. :) (normally, I'm a C cup)

People make it sound easy, too. I mean, if every mother in every National Geographic magazine can breast feed while working the fields, why can't YOU do it sitting in your comfy chair? @@ I was born in 1970, which meant my mother did not breastfeed me. She did smoke about a pack of Kool menthols daily, as well as…

Nobody tells you that in your sleep-deprived state, it sounds like the breast pumps are talking to you (sometimes in a mocking tone!) and you think you might be going insane. ;)

So painful! :( Nobody tells you that every time you take a shower, even with your back to the water, that it will be tear-inducing to feel the water on your boobs. Nobody tells you that the doctor will suggest that you line the nursing bras with cabbage leaves to reduce the swelling. Nobody tells you that you will…

My daughter attends a (very pricey) private art school. Instead of making coolers full of coondog punch, taking shrooms, or taking ecstasy like college ought to, they spend their time making costumes and going to Cons. A couple of months ago, the school had a Disney-themed party, but there were superheroes and other…

Let it go.

I wonder if Carey Mulligan is pissed about them using her voice and lines from The Great Gatsby?

I hate FaceTime. Haaaaaaate! Yes, I miss my kid that is several states away at school, but texts and calls work just fine. We aren't Facebook friends, and she won't tweet me. :P

Do this now! You might have a kid one day that wants to get married and have peonies!

You are getting your money's worth out of that gif, aren't you?

Speaking of making something creamy...

My dog is a Doxle. Half-Dachsund & half-Beagle.
She doesn't cooperate with pics. I keep taking them, anyway!
I used that Brushstroke app and just ordered a big portrait of her. :)