Suuuuuure. All I think of is satin + squashed flesh= hot & sweaty (not in a good way)

Christina Hendricks, this is how it is done.

I need that on a Father's Day card.

She gets to wear a longer skirt now when playing bagpipes! :) Those kilts must be chilly.
I just came across her son's recording of the bagpipes in action.

How very selfish, indeed. 24 years of teaching, and counting!
Puh-leeze.

Natalie Choin, as quoted in the article, seems to know what is important.
Crawl back under your bridge.
Also, not all shave their legs, you prick. @@

She looks FAB in this pic!

Do it!
Can they be deleted easily?

(The) Apple has been the downfall of humankind since the very beginning. :)

Back in olden times, I had a little film camera that I used to take pictures of myself in the mirror.
I had to buy film, take it to get processed at Walgreen's, and wait for days...then drive back and pick it up.
Of course , most of them were over exposed due to the flash!
Kids today aren't any more pathetic than that.

I know!
LOOK. Ugh.

I give it five minutes before the internet comes up with an Oprah "Let it go!"
singing meme! Get on it.

How do I save the clip of her saying just that?!
I need to tweet it or text it to myself every day.
*I hate being an old fart.

"Science" and that square boob didn't do her any favors.

Firefly? Never watched it.

"Bitch stole my look!"
-grannies everywhere

CH made herself into a caricature of a mid-century sex bomb.
Don't blame Janie Bryant for this hot mess!

WTF did she think would happen when she did this shit to herself?!
She looks awful!

Somebody get Alan Alda on the horn!

A teenage girl has died during an illegal circumcision in Egypt.