No no no no no. Hot dogs and tacos only have one piece of bread, therefore they aren’t sandwiches.

“Tacos on every corner” beats the fuck out of “Chicken in every pot”. Take that sick burn HERBERT HOOVER!

How on earth did we not get one Najeh Davenport mention

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

Found the never-nude.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

From his little story about rich men and camels, we know that Jesus was a big believer in the eye test.

Nailed it.

If you insist on recognizing the official name, you could still shorten it to “The Gary”

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

I GOT A HATE SHOUTOUT FROM A READER WOOOOOOOOOOO

It was a tough loss okay?!

Bed? It was a 1pm game.

MRSA YIPS is an anagram of Irsay PMS.

Let it be known that Dave McKenna’s contributions to this in Slack were the puns “Knoblauch that kick!” and “Shankiel.”

Harambe worked for the Cincinnati Zoo too.

We can debate what level of enclosure is needed, sure. But to make it literally impossible for a child to enter the exhibit would require additional fences, etc, that would radically limit the opportunity to view the animals. I don’t know if the Cincinnati Zoo’s gorilla exhibit could reasonably have better protections…

You know who can’t feel sad anymore? Har....