I'm so disappointed that this post wasn't entitled "AJ Pierzynski's Career Finally Croaks" with a Marchman-style takedown of him.

You really want to use “titles” from the year of the moon landing and when Michael Jackson was still black? The latter of which came only because the Red Sox completely shat everything away?

...the METS fan should rag on other teams for “choking?”

Hey, the Braves actually won the last series they played against the Cardinals.

And then last year, the Chiefs clobbered the Broncos in November and exposed just how injured/old Peyton Manning was, as he had what was literally one of the worst performances of all time against them. He was replaced by Osweiler and everyone thought his career was over...and then he’s standing victorious in February…

I remember the 2014 WYTS piece on the Chiefs had a reader submission that lambasted Chiefs fans for their optimism, saying “There are still plenty of deluded fans looking at this schedule and believing we can ‘really build on last season’s success.’ ‘We get Seattle at home! That’s a winnable game!” ‘The Patriots…

Gah, beat me to it.

I don’t understand what you don’t understand about the analogy. It’s true that students are more likely to be abused by other students than by teachers, and it’s true that black citizens are more likely to be abused by other black citizens than by cops. But just as it’d be irrelevant and absurd for a principal to…

I feel bad for wishing this, but I almost hope these cops find out that their children are being abused by teachers at school and the principal doesn’t do anything about it because “What about all that student-on-student abuse?”

Well that just made me stop feeling bad for him.

Will there ever be an MLB or NBA version of Why Your Team Sucks?

“We made it, fam"—Braves fans

I’m a Falcons fan who follows the team closely and I didn’t even know this guy was on the roster.

Something's wrong with "Liz." No reasonable person ever laments not being from Texas.

A lot of Peyton Manning critics try to dismiss that Super Bowl win with rhetoric like “It was against Rex Grossman, it doesn’t count.” You’d think the 2006 Bears were a 3-13 team that was randomly selected to be in the Super Bowl, instead of a team that was so good it went 13-3 DESPITE having Rex Grossman as its QB.

Except for all those soldout playoff games in the last two years and all those soldout regular season games when the Hawks were the #1 seed in 2014-15.

He uses Bing.

I was waiting for someone to make this joke. Kudos.

Thank you. That's what bothers me about Boston fans. Can't complain that your city is cursed because of the baseball team when the basketball team has a dynasty.