This read was cathartic. I live in your world. Luckily my boss is a progressive woman and we can commiserate during one on one meetings. Stay strong brother.

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Just call the people who use it as a slur dumb ignorant fucks. If they get upset, just tell ‘em not to be so damn politically correct.

Easy to be high-minded when everyone is so tall.

I can’t imagine how you could be a successful NBA coach without being sensitive of race relations in this country.

There is nothing I want more right now than a perfect 4-0 record for Tom Brady to come back to, only to inexplicably flub the rest of the season.

In fairness to Pitt, the whole state of Missouri is filled with losers these days.

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

What if a kicker who hadn’t missed all year, missed an easy kick to put his team into the Super Bowl. Something that horrible probably hasn’t happened, right?

What about if said missed field goal is IN the playoffs? That must suck REALLY badly

That really sucks man. I'd tell you to follow your dreams, but you should probably just ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

God dammit! We gotta go through another season of this shit?

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Trainer: What’s your name?

“Oh yeah, Aleppo. That is the guy that Jesus cured, right?”

Let me refute your hypothesis - Carl Crawful is not in left this year.

Only the ones whose names are literally the sound of a collar popping.

Frankly, I think not having cops at the game will be a far safer situation for everyone involved.