Q: Who’s better out of the shotgun, Tom or Jim?

Q: What do you think about the effect of advanced metrics on game strategy?

“This doesn’t offend me.”

Love me some A-Rodge! He’s like Tom Brady without the cheating and massive butt-chin.

Are you just going to keep us waiting for the story about the horse that finds its owner? I want to read it.

It’s actually sad we have to commend Police for policing as they’re supposed to, without killing people.

Except a bank robber is highly, HIGHLY unlikely to be walking through a park after a heist. I’m no thief, but methinks a faster getaway vehicle and reduced public exposure is a requirement for even the dumbest bandit. Props to the ICPD for not swiss-cheesing this guy, but the fact that 80% of the group felt it…

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

Let’s all take a knee and give our final respects.

You’re right, it would be very racially demeaning for Kevin Love, a white a man, to insinuate that Lebron, a well dressed and thoughtful black man from Ohio, dressed no differently than someone from the impoverished state of Mississippi, because to make such a joke would be to draw upon and reproduce a horrid legacy…

while you’re making toast next, can you drop the toaster in a sink full of water and have at least one body part in there too?

In a show of solidarity with everyone in North Carolina who is unsure which bathroom they are legally allowed to use, Governor Pat McCrory just shit his pants.

You

Playoff Kershaw is fine, just as long as it’s not Playoff-Against-The-Cards-Third-Time-Through-The-Order Kershaw

Baylor being filled with scum doesn’t change the fact that Urban is scum himself. He’s doing the right thing only because he has no other options.

If he had been good enough to start, Urban will look the other way even if he kills someone.

Best analogy I’ve heard: saying “All Lives Matter” is like going to a doctor with a broken arm and being told “All Bones Matter” and sent home without being treated.

It’s like 10,000 balls

Slow Icelandic clap.

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