Well I mean, it’s Bill Simmons. He’s a turd.

This is why Buffalo has a decided edge over a place like San Diego, which has pleasant weather and viable diversions outside of watching a sports team getting its ass kicked in perpetuity

Fuck yourself.

Ordinarily I would never advocate striking a child yet here we are.

That’s what he’s talking about.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

How is that a political statement? It’s an objective fact. Is the rotundity of Earth now a debatable subject too?

That’s a good bear.

As a tenured Jets fan, did you not get the orientation brochure? No, no it does not get better.

Judging by the political turmoil in Turkey right now, there may be an Ottoman Empire around when the Cubs win their next one too.

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

The greatest fuck you is realizing you still live in a shithole. Enjoy the rock n roll hall of fame and another finals loss.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

No

I once laughed at a fat man with skinny legs at Kohl’s, only to realize I was looking at my reflected bottom half. I fat-shamed my reflection.

This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

504 self-identified Native Americans

The bald eagles is the perfect national bird for America: thieving, scavenger bullies—but they kinda look good doing it.

That video doesn't prove that. It sure tries to suggest it, though. But it does make a solid case that some Muslim bakeries in Dearborn, MI can't make cakes with a photograph.