When I was 7 or 8, my aunt’s boyfriend at the time took my brother and I for a spin in his red 1990 318is. It took a few years to set in, but by the time I was in high school I had an encyclopedia of statistics and history in my head and photos of e30s, e39s, e31s, M1s laminated on my planner.

UM DUH.

Please take this down, don’t let it become the next hot thing before I can get one! Every SINgle CAR I ever drooled over is now a collectors item and I’ll never own a single one of them.

God-DAMN that’s cool!!!!!!

Moi aussi, mon frère.

My auto to stick transmission swap. Going live summer 2016.

There is only one, and that is the BMW S70/2

Shazzam, e28

I ran a chip in my old 528e with pretty amazing results, just plug it in, more torque, sooner and longer, the dead spot high on the tach was gone. I’m getting one for my 535is in the Spring. Can’t say enough about them. Check out the Mark D’Sylva E.A.T. chips for your old Bimmers, they’re better than Dinan according…

RIIIISE, RIIIIIIISE AND TAKE VENGEANCE UPON THESE WOULD BE USURPERS AND CHARLATANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even the GT-R, check out those stupid triple blister things around the LED running lights! Crap, I say! All the best aftermarket kits make them go away.

BUILD THE GODD#MN X-33 ALREADY WHAT THE HELL

Something about German dialog over “Murican hillbilly banjo is just wrong.

Make it so.

Just. Bring. Back. Ignition. Keys. Please.

Still the most idiotic thing I’ve seen this year.

You’re not alone, friend.

Look at that hustle. Low, loud, and heavy.

I missed it then, I figured fused edge had something to do with sheet metal.

Your house? In this case maybe a K5 Blazer Chalet?