Note: Beane and Bean played together for a minor-league team with a guy named Pete Rice.

There are multiple retired Rusty Kuntz from major league baseball.

Literally in college we just called them “White Chocolate,” “Motorcycle,” and “Shotgun”.

Tim Thomas the tea party Bruins goalie and Tim Thomas the power forward who shuffled between a ton of NBA teams are up there, but Roy Williams is the best answer I think.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

But he’s the most harmless thing. Something Fab loved from his childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy him.

Jim Boeheim is a piece of shit. A Genuinely horrible person.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

What’s fun about a guy like Zaza starting? Dude is straight trash

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

ESPN reported that he was medically cleared to return

Off topic, how sturdy is the closet rack in Drew’s bedroom?

So he works as a security guard at Chargers games in his spare time? Hey-O!

One in hole!

You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?

As if Brian Kelly has ever actually coached anyone.

After that performance, OSU should have held practice on the field, not let fans storm it.

And drove a sexual assault victim to suicide. But hey, God works in mysterious ways.

Am I the only one who is growing increasingly annoyed at the amount of field stormings that are happening? You’re the 2nd ranked team in the country playing a game you were favored to win. Act like it. Good god I’m sounding like Goose Gossage. I’m only 36 this isn’t supposed to be happening yet!