He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

nah

really just rooting for a penn st-baylor bowl game

It’s all a beauty pageant, and Washington is a little Husky.

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?

“The Human Vasectomy” is glorious.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

Cubs fan here. He was safe. But I’m not gonna blame the ump for the bad call. I’m going to blame a) Heyward for hesitating and not coming up as hard as he could have on the throw, leading to b) Adrian Gonzalez attempting to run to two consecutive bases on the same play even though he should never do that unless it’s a…

I don’t know...seems pretty clear that they are. It’s reasonable for an umpire to miss this call in real time, but I don’t see how replay didn’t overturn it.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

This list is almost smaller than Trump’s tiny, tiny hands.

The band members were free to make their statement. The station owner is free to make his decision. And we’re free to say he’s a dumbass.

Don’t forget: he traveled, and it wasn’t a bicycle kick.

Tom, being not impressed.

In my memory, he played in exactly one game: that Super Bowl against the Cowboys.

As a Hawks fan who has spit (metaphorically) in Kap’s face a number of times, my respect for him tripled upon his initial protest, and I figured, what with Sherman’s political bent and Baldwin’s general “fuck everyone” attitude that the Seahawks would soon get in on this.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.