It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

Like Trump for Prez, this Simpsons throwaway line haunts the world today.

giving an illusion of solid colors to appear where there are none.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Ah, but did your installation method include an over-the-top leg kick?

When you think about it, Robin Lopez actually did not get the defensive rebound.

Here you go. I usually have to attach a picture twice before it actually works. 

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

If it’s any consolation: for a more grounded stat, he’s only on pace to hit 40 walk-off doubles this year.

Based on these two comments, you are on pace to make 730 petty comments this year.

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

But I guess when you stop playing they forget how you lead

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

A terrible-hitting middle infielder suddenly getting hot for an NL playoff run? Can’t remember the last time I saw that....

If that follows, then hello tree!

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

Well this post didn't age well