They say not to judge a book by it’s cover, but he seems like a really shitty book.

Family Christmas party this weekend. Suggestions on large batch alcoholic drink to share?

See dictionary entry for “mouth breather.”

Ivanka Trump couldn’t agree more.

What ever happened to the Deadcast? I just got my girlfriend to become a regular listener (a real turning point in the relationship) and then it disappeared like Keyser Soze.