Have any of you ever loved somebody who makes terrible art? Does it eventually kill the relationship? You can't pretend to like their shitty music/photography/sculpture forever right?

That's your defense of guns? That they're not living things?

Tough call.

It's the same rule in college, numbnuts, and you're still dumb for saying, "If we took the 'rules' verbatim, QB's stopping the clock via a spiked ball would be intentionally grounding." Repeat after me: It's. Not. A. Judgement. Call.

I have no idea what point you're trying to make. I'm not even sure you do.

NFL Rule Book, Rule 8, Section 2, Item 3 explicitly addresses spiking the ball to stop the clock and why it is not bound by the Intentional Grounding rule.

Anybody know why it's called a "tip drill?"

The paparazzi are such an easy, convenient target. But, they only exist to provide the content that gossip websites/magazines and its readers demand.

How can a website and readership that benefit from celebrity gossip and photos claim the moral high ground against the paparazzi?

Except that Jennifer Aniston's comment didn't actually say or imply anything about the size of her or KK's respective asses. That angle exists only in your mind.

Another big difference is that Gene Simmons is a world-class asshole who's not half as smart or deep as he fancies himself, while by all accounts, Chad Kroeger is a pretty nice guy who knows exactly what he's all about.

"A friend of mine, Mike Mentzer, ran Arnold out of the warmup room of his last Olympia win."

Smoke a joint before you shovel and listen to some good tunes. Weed and music make the tedious, sublime*.

My favorite thing about Jezebel?

Initially, I assumed you were unintentionally mischaracterizing UVA as a school for the wealthy elite.

I'm sure you're right about UVA's culture, but it's untrue to say "most of the guys there have parents with loads of cash to dole out to keep people quiet."

Yes. When other people know you've screwed up is the best time to own your mistakes.

He's like a very, debonnaire ferret, no?

It actually hits 32 degrees, and far colder, every day in Hawaii.

#NotAllWomen!