Good thing security came on the floor, otherwise, those two would have engaged in some aggressive posturing.

Oh, Jesus.

How do you count three steps?

Although if you play the video in reverse, you see what exactly happens when Chris Berman is near a pork chop.

I noticed you're dismissing replies from multiple people that point out how dumb your comment is.

Thanks, Kreskin.

Agreed. Especially the part about Guitar Jimmy.

Do you even hear yourself?

Who suggested anything about him retiring? Who said players in their 30's can't have a good season? For a guy who was just scolding Deadspin about "spouting nonsense to make a point" you sure don't mind doing the same.

You can do a quick google search for "When do basketball players peak" and you'll a consensus of studies that suggest it's anywhere from 25-28 and that the decline accelerates after 30. 'Melo will be 31 when he starts his next season.

That's an excellent point I totally overlooked.

I'm not saying that's not possible, but "no question?"

I think they'll light Ted William's head on fire, Tom Brady will throw it towards the torch and Bill Russell will slam it home.

I also read she inspired Nickelback to record another album. Truly a monster.

Heh?

Well, sure. You can sue me. I can sue my mailman. But none of us would ever win.

Settle down, kid. Really. It's an article that's mostly complimentary about your team, even if it's not as gushing as you'd like it to be.

"Tell you what, you lose first now, we'll lose first in March."

"I am once more free to enjoy watching these fine young men—who, never forget"

Depends on the shelter. I got a great puppy for a $30 adoption fee, and that included spaying. Still not free, but essentially so.