Hulk, smashed.

Good thing security came on the floor, otherwise, those two would have engaged in some aggressive posturing.

Oh, Jesus.

How do you count three steps?

The main point of my post was that comedy is subjective.

Hmmm. I'd argue that if somebody does find Family Guy funny, comedy might not be his thing.

Although if you play the video in reverse, you see what exactly happens when Chris Berman is near a pork chop.

This doesn't pass this sniff test.

I noticed you're dismissing replies from multiple people that point out how dumb your comment is.

Thanks, Kreskin.

Agreed. Especially the part about Guitar Jimmy.

Do you even hear yourself?

Who suggested anything about him retiring? Who said players in their 30's can't have a good season? For a guy who was just scolding Deadspin about "spouting nonsense to make a point" you sure don't mind doing the same.

You can do a quick google search for "When do basketball players peak" and you'll a consensus of studies that suggest it's anywhere from 25-28 and that the decline accelerates after 30. 'Melo will be 31 when he starts his next season.

That's an excellent point I totally overlooked.

I'm not saying that's not possible, but "no question?"

I think they'll light Ted William's head on fire, Tom Brady will throw it towards the torch and Bill Russell will slam it home.

I have no thoughts on which gender drives "better," but I know that while men account for the majority of vehicle fatalities, it's also a fact that women account for the majority of non-fatal accidents.

I also read she inspired Nickelback to record another album. Truly a monster.

Heh?