But I have allergies and can only own a golden-pookie-yuppie-doodle!

Yo manejo fiesta!

Hmmmm. Interesting.

Ah. The sarcasm was too subtle. As usual, the takeaway is that I'm an idiot.

It's gold!

"And I hold my ground when the average luddite sheep gives me grief."

"OK, so you get sick for a few days, big deal. "

"Flight attendants have a job that holds a lot of prestige in the eyes of most travelers."

No way.

The DHOF is for the silly, the subversive, the whimsical. Occasionally, there's room for fuck-ups (looking at you, Isiah, Salisbury and Mariotti) but that's only when the ineptitude is inconsequential and also comedic.

Probably for Marcus Camby and his veteran leadership.

He may not be as racist as Daniel Snyder, but he's every bit as stupid and stubby.

Yeah, as another Gen-X white dude, I've had a similar rethinking in the past few years and an important realization.

Because he was one of the first TV personalities to have the courage to not speak directly to white people, and stayed true to that in spite of heavy criticism from white people who weren't accustomed to not being catered to.

Bingo. When I just read that Greg Howard is 26, I was like, "Oh. That explains him."

Nalgene's On-the-Fly

Nalgene's On-the-Fly

The original printing included misspelled catchphrases, written loudly in crayon over the originals, by Michael Irvin.

Right? I've always wondered if after tournament, Ali gave Daniel a slow, wet, blow job.

Speaking of cranes, I just got an erection.

This article is a lot like how Daniel Larusso defeated the Cobrai Kai and . . .