1) A scabbard is a sheath for a sword. It's kind of the female end of the sword/scabbard duo.

The poor guy is such a mess, nothing he does is shocking. Well, except for all future heavy-petting.

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Big Daddy Balls (I always preferred Bissinger's version), writing GQ's cover story on The World's Biggest Star.

Does this mean my drink is actually sitting on the litter box?

I know he's not everybody's cup of tea, but I always found Rickey Henderson incredibly endearing. Reggie Jackson, on the other hand, always seems like a monumental prick.

PROBLEMATIC! PROBLEMATIC! PROBLEMATIC!

What makes these reporters assholes?

I also find OT more exciting than shootouts. For sure. But, given how exhausting it is to play hockey, and how frequently the game is tied after three periods, I think 5 minutes of OT during the regular season is reasonable. But, I'd never suggest the Playoff's OT format is changed. That's the best overtime in…

When I've resigned, the counter-offer usually goes like this:

I happen to agree with you, but at the very least, Jezebel taking this stance now would represent an approach, since the prevailing tone last year was that Woody Allen's work should be ignored in light of the allegations against him.

It is arbitrary, but I wonder if it's any more arbitrary than OT.

Bill Cosby is very, very likely a rapist. It's understandable to be angry about that.

I agree with your second point, but what's the downside to a shootout, other than that it offends traditionalists? They're fun.

The Mike Tyson image is perfect.

Everybody's giving you really good advice, but don't forget about your roommate. You mentioned you're "secretly looking for studios" and while you need to do what's best for yourself, telling her ASAP that you're considering not resigning for 2015 gives her the best chance to make alternate plans.

By big takeaway from this exchange is that a guy named "Dave Greenbaum" is not Jewish.

But what do you propose?

Awesome dogs! They look really sweet.

Oh, I know. It's one of the many reasons I traded my corporate career for something else!