"What evidence do u see today of one species becoming another?"

Adding another plastic bag to our ever-growing trash heap seems like a lazy, selfish alternative to rinsing a bowl.

When men call somebody a pussy, they're attacking that person's masculinity and it's sexist and wrong. Just like when you attack somebody's masculinity by implying they're sexually undesirable.

"Do it a second time and we'll be even."

Thanks to idiots like Herbstreit, Merriam-Webster now defines literally also as "figuratively."

The grammar critique was just his set up. Reread the post.

This is brilliant.

Thanks.

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The police report and this article imply that taking a dead body to the hospital is some sort of preferential treatment.

This was an inspiring tampon commercial.

"Here's a thing you like, in the style of another thing you like. Not that we condone that kind of stupid garbage. But just click anyway, you know, as a way to show that you're too sophisticated for that kind of nonsense. Just like we are. Very much."

Relax. Nobody suffers worse than you, okay?

This post is positively Newellian.

What's his schtick? I know he's a bible-beater and ultra-conservative but I've never heard a bad word about his character or sincerity.

"This led to a petition demanding that the brand apologize for the campaign."

This guy has spent his entire adult life around international soccer players. It is impossible that he merely labors under unfortunate misperceptions. He is willfully racist.

Headline: "Artie Lange Not Sorry for Tweeting Slave Rape Fantasy About ESPN Host."

"How dare you use your paper to depict the consequences of the game on which I rely on for my personal wealth!"

HEY EVERYBODY!!! Did you know Defender90CA fucked a famous guy?!? She'd tell you about it, but she's waaaaaay too classy and discrete to do that. Yessir.