Accountability is tough, huh?

/Opens envelope

Nice goal, but the only "ridiculous" thing in this post is Greg's love of hyperbole.

" . . . but one anonymous reader sent in this blind item."

Mawkish is such a good word. It feels good to say. Mawkish. Mawkish.

What word would you suggest we use, instead?

"Why on earth would you think that you're 'breaking' something to me?"

In the time you spent writing your rant, you could have installed Ad-Block.

I fee like I'm unable to differentiate between airlines, or just don't care to.

To be fair, most 13 years olds are awful so it's not exactly fai- awww, fuckit. She's always been an empty husk of a human being.

You are being so obtuse.

You think it's okay to fuck in public and that it's everybody else's responsibility to "avert their eyes?"

Is there anything somebody could say that you wouldn't have an answer for?

I disagree that replacing "cause" with "purpose" isn't intrusive. A cause precedes the event, while a purpose speaks to some future utility. They're practically opposite, temporally speaking.

"The whole thing about Jordan being himself and Kobe trying to be something he wasn't - that's thin racial ice. Kobe should've just been himself and been street? What about Jeremy Lin? Maybe he should stop trying to be something he's not and get tatted up? I think Kobe was himself, he just wasn't ghetto and for that…

I don't disagree with anything you said, but I think whereas Jordan put on the mask soley to move product and make money, Kobe's phoniness has darker, more personal motivations.

It's no secret that Kobe has always wanted to be like Mike. To his credit, he's got the same competitive intensity and a pretty comparable skill set. But, the one thing he lacks is also the one thing he can't develop, and that's Jordan's charisma.

My first thought was "genius!" But doesn't this only work for people who take their iced coffee black?

This is an oddly specific and incongruous generalization.

If it was a girl, were they going to go with Locallysourced?