True. The flip side is that any time somebody begins a sentence with, "I'm not the kind of person who . . . " you can be sure you're about to learn exactly what kind of person they are.

The adage is true in a literal sense. Everything does indeed have a cause.

That's a fair argument. Just wanted to point out that you're actually reminding the kid to "not bite that hand that feeds him."

As do about half of all quarterbacks.

No way. I believe Demariyus Thomas gave the quote, but I think @MikeGarafolo missed that he was being facetious.

+1

Yeah. Poor Sean.

Where's Newell? Nobody will answer.

Kyle,

Samer, what happened to Newell?

Tim, where's Newell?

"They're all states in the Midwest or the South."

Fucking Jameis Winston. Has anybody ever enjoyed more success while doing more bad things? I mean, other than 4-time Stanley Cup Champion, Idi Amin?

"I've had good luck with preventative measures."

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It is absolutely baffling to me that anybody can believe in astrology, and positively astonishing that these people know how to operate a computer.

Why do you believe in astrology?

The police only have so many investigators and will use them for the cases they deem highest risk. If Upham had a history of disappearing and then reappearing unharmed, it's understandable they would not dedicate their resources to searching for her.

It seems a little unfair and presumptuous to assume that everybody searching Christy Mack were thinking "Hey this woman was almost murdered today, better jerk off to her."

"I also didn't respond to his emails, requesting extra information."