at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

They probably just turned on autodraft and went to bed.

Today is Thursday, right? I think Tom Ley is going to do a piece on Ja Morant tomorrow 

    “Feel free to commiserate over the poor decisions of your favorite team down below.”

I just glare back at people who yell at me or even try to push past me. They’re not supposed to be walking or running up the escalators anyway.

I feel pretty confident that, over a long enough timeline, baseball players would get better at using all fields and render the shift a losing proposition. On the other hand, it seems increasingly likely that the inevitable collapse of human civilization will thwart any evolutions of that kind. Ah well.

So Carmel is run by an HOA then.  Got it. 

Going to the mailbox is a great opportunity for your personal assistant to meet the neighbors’ personal assistants.

residents of this area are more than happy to name their land and then watch it collapse catastrophically like it’s a thoroughbred that’s running at Santa Anita

Heathcliff was a snitch responsible for the capture and deaths of hundreds of innocent dogs, he sucks

basically, what they were offering six months ago

Sure, don’t hold back and act like as much of an asshole as you can. That’ll help the sport. People like to watch that. 

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

Yeah, fine, but the bastard didn’t even give the ball to a kid photographer.  

It’s also okay to point out when that critique is disingenuous and poorly argued.

honestly, it’s like yall are just out there desperately trying to find something to complain about. the song is a great step for her and it’s fun and catchy. so yes, you are a bad faith critic, whatever that means.

I indifferent about his music. It’s not my thing, but I’m not his intended audience, so it’s fine. He’s just an insufferable prick who I wish didn’t exist. Also, I’m just making jokes. People cheering Durant’s injury were not making a joke.

Sorry about your Bruins.

FOUND THE BRUINS FAN!!