Just pay for the beer next time, man.

I come here every single day to read up on sport’s stories that matter. I come here every single day to share my opinion on sport’s stories I find interesting and relevent to the sport’s universe of which I am very much a part. I come here every day to get sport’s news and have to tell you that this is not a sport’s…

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

I’m beginning to think Andy Kaufman lived and James Dolan is his greatest character yet.

If this rule makes it to the majors, Gary Sanchez’s career as a catcher is over on that very day. 

Must have been using the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos instead of the regular Cheetos.

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

One of these days I’m going to figure out what in the blue fuck is going on out there.

-1 eye

Who intentionally quotes Hitchens? 

Jesus that entire family looks like it came out of a horror movie. 

I was thinking Primitive Radio Gods song.

/reads headline

The Wahls usually only have a problem with Vietnamese dudes.

You got a problem with dese wahls?

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

Should they extend the netting to keep these people out of the stadiums?

I prefer the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Slashdash.

I kept that vague so I wouldn’t get in trouble with my employer if they see this