I think I enjoy them for the same reason people enjoy roller coasters, the feeling of being in danger when you know intellectually you are not. I hate roller coasters though because I can’t turn off the ‘I’M ABOUT TO DIE HORRIBLY AND THEN THROW UP EVERYWHERE’ impulse

Christopher Lee.
“Christopher Lee asked [Peter] Jackson if he knew what it sounded like when someone was stabbed in the back. He then followed it up with: “Because I do.””

I’ve heard that some super hardcore Jains also won’t eat fruits/vegetables that require killing the plant, so no potatoes, cabbage, etc.
Also, Hindus are super broadly defined in terms of practices and beliefs; for example, my family is totally fine eating beef, but I know some people who won’t eat food made in a…

oh wow when I saw ads for the new Top Gear I thought it was Captain America Chris Evans which just seemed LUDICROUS.

i mean what if it was just ‘white people’? the specific word isn’t as big a deal as the tokenization, right?

in case you haven’t heard: he’s doing another one! Romeo And/Or Juliet:http://www.amazon.com/Romeo-Juliet-C…
ryan north is a CREDIT TO OUR SPECIES.

where the fuck are they planning on putting this? out in fucking landover? good lord

i currently live in my first solo apartment and i refuse to buy hand towels. i just use dishrags, they’re EXACTLY THE SAME FUCK OFF MOM

There’s a bar in DC that charges SEVEN DOLLARS for their ‘classic hot dog’ which is a HOT DOG WITH A BAG OF CHIPS AND NOTHING ELSE. it’s injustice, and I felt this was a reasonable platform for my outrage.

squirrel girl is my fav comic right now (ms marvel is #2) BUT DOOM SHOULD ALWAYS SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

i would argue that 70's prep = modern fratbro/bankerbro

J.CREWWWWW

look up wombats, it’s super weird they poop cubes

I always felt shaggy was the only hippie, Fred was square as SHIT.

I cannot express how much I hate that version of shaggy. there’s zero chance dude is buying artisinal mustache wax shaggy doesn’t give a shit about anything but sandwiches and scooby

Chuck Amuck is like the ONLY biography I’ve been able to read.

I think the craziest thing is that redbull only costs a buck more than gatorade.

My favorite DJ in DC used to ask people to call in and describe Sebrings they saw on the road and then make fun of the drivers.

saving this for future use in all things forever. do you have a source because omg i love this. THAT DAMN FOOL RICHARDS COULD NOT HAVE DECEIVED ME IN THIS FOUR CIRCLE CONNECTION ATROCITY, HIS HUMILIATION SHALL BE COMPLETE AND ETERNAL

oh YEAH it’s tasty as heck but I would be surprised to see it in a restaurant I guess? maybe I should go to different restaurants.