DJ stands for Darth Jibblies

well she’s in france, right? americans don’t notice things that happen overseas

I’ve seen that place use tickets (during debates and stuff when they don’t want to deal with five hundred credit card transactions at the same time when the debate ends) that are worth five bucks: well drink/can beer/a few of the drafts

I thought the fairytale’s rock in the road was supposed to be pretty small, Rick said most people go around it but once in a while someone trips or a horse steps on it wrong or a wheel is chipped in the right place and things go bad? That was my takeaway, anyway.

Where were Rick and whoever else going at the beginning? I thought they were heading to Hilltop but they couldn’t possibly take longer than Carl running through the woods, right? Where did Carl get that car he destroyed for no reason? Who’s watching Judith??

I think I enjoy them for the same reason people enjoy roller coasters, the feeling of being in danger when you know intellectually you are not. I hate roller coasters though because I can’t turn off the ‘I’M ABOUT TO DIE HORRIBLY AND THEN THROW UP EVERYWHERE’ impulse

sooooooo.... Maggie’s dead?

Christopher Lee.
“Christopher Lee asked [Peter] Jackson if he knew what it sounded like when someone was stabbed in the back. He then followed it up with: “Because I do.””

I’ve heard that some super hardcore Jains also won’t eat fruits/vegetables that require killing the plant, so no potatoes, cabbage, etc.
Also, Hindus are super broadly defined in terms of practices and beliefs; for example, my family is totally fine eating beef, but I know some people who won’t eat food made in a…

So are they keeping the vaguely real time = movie time thing? Like if a movie comes out two years later it takes place two years later? Because that’s gonna be weird with Spidey if they’re trying to keep him in high school for a while, right? Tom Holland is already 20 and I know he’s a babyface but...
(Side Note: very…

I mean... imagine that thing talking to Will Smith for an entire movie. Looked dope as hell for like the two minutes we saw him but...

yeah but he was on screen for like a total of two minutes? if you’re looking at this as a character that talks and is a main member of the cast, interacting with the rest of them rather than a monstrous antagonist, I think it’s a reasonable choice

maybe they got the punisher figure out first because they had Shane’s head lying around and just used it

why does Jaqen get a name?

I was thinking the guy next to Blue Beetle was Riddler?

oh wow when I saw ads for the new Top Gear I thought it was Captain America Chris Evans which just seemed LUDICROUS.

hasn’t Osha met THENNs? fucking thenns

I thought the ‘I’ll do it myself’ was him talking about dropping his knife in the pile, in an oh so sneaky attempt to keep his knife.

now do it with Arrow