‘Chips and Dip’ to me means potato chips with some kind of white dip, maybe sour cream? i’m not really sure what goes into anything. ‘Chips and Salsa’ is tortilla chips with salsa. ‘Chips and Hummus’ would be hummus and like... pita chips? idk that’d be weird.

wait ‘Higher than Batman’ is an idiom? what? awesome!

in RPGs I always go allllll Charisma, and it’s awesome for everything other than combat which is also my least favorite part of RPGs. am I a super-weirdo

roommates and I would play this every day I LOVED it

Also: on television they don’t seem to tell you how much stoppage time there is or how much is left, which makes the end of games SUPER CONFUSING

when the cool bartender i like charges me for a single instead of a double i always tip as if it was a double? sometimes more. this is good, ya?

nah, you gotta sing the jingle

yeah I’m fairly positive playboy gets more bullshit reposts of their shit than joe youtubeguy, the system has a purpose. just... doesn’t always work right

yeah there’s a mindset i can’t quite understand. it’s difficult for me to get off if the girl i’m with doesn’t

WAIT URINE ISN’T STERILE? EXCELLENT article, good stuff to know

is there a cel-shading mod?

steve harvey used to be cool, right? I feel like when I was a kid he was just a goofy radio host or something and now he’s become some enormous celebrity asshole... was I just not paying attention? maybe. I like his mustache at least

‘You want me to roll a joint?’

he also called Ani a ‘dyke’ like... to the people that already know he’s gay and are trying to blackmail him for it. so I think at this point it’s pretty much DEEP homophobia

asshole friend ruined that for me like AS SOON as the opening credits started. one of those ‘oh man isn’t the twist that ________ at the end crazy?’ i got so pissed i had to leave the room for a few minutes and missed the beginning.

over the time I’ve been reading this stuff, I’ve gotten the vibe that you live basically where I grew up. MoCo?

re: grill vs. grille: from what I understand, a ‘grille’ is a piece of metal, a ‘grill’ is a thing that is used to cook, often comprised of a grille above some heat. grille is also the metal dealy on the front of a car that does... whatever it does. I looked this up, and apparently the term for a restaurant that sells…

wait UMUC is like three blocks from UMCP, isn’t it? I guess they have multiple campuses?

bath + weed + netflix is a very good way to eliminate a hangover

smdh as if i needed another reason to be embarrassed about my gender. ALSO: i thought everyone liked friends? i know a lot of men and none of them would feel forced to watch the greatest non-seinfeld sitcom