I got a drunk driver arrested once. He was serving all over the road. I called the police and tailed the guy who then tried to elude me in his drunken stupor by doing a u turn in few places. By the time i caught up to his second uturn, the police pulled him over. A buddy of mine who is a cop for the town said he was…

43 is about 23 years too old to be saying "bro" with a straight face.

GTA V - Grand Theft Auto V_20150322183734 - Daniel Giangiulio

It is actually good usable training for the streets and does a lot for department morale and community outreach. The vehicles are ones that have been well used and would otherwise be retired from the Fleet (as are the Blue Angels F-18s). The drivers are the Police Academy Training cadre who would not be out…

No offense Kotaku, but I think I'm going to hang out on Io9 for the rest of the day.

Yeah but at least post GOOD RP. This looks like 2 12 year olds having playtime on Twitter.

Journalism, a word that has no meaning in the Kotaku office

The spelling gave me more chills than the games ever did.

Kotaku, a place where RP'ing furries is considered news

This must be how he added oil.

Given the current situation, Rock-em-Sock-em-Jezza's would have been more appropriate

CENTER-FACING THIRD ROW

SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!!!!

I loved the Nukizer, I loved the J12, and I love this.

Yeah way to ruin an otherwise sweet concept. How awesome would this thing be in proper earth tones and a truck interior?

"Ahem" *cough* "Ahem"

I know you're working up the story, but I just needed to post this.

Let's talk about getting this in my driveway, Jeep.