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It's not the size of the car, it's how you use it

There are republicans and then their are Republicans. These guys are the latter. They support "freedom", but not freedom because that would interfere with their ability to use the law to extort money from you, oppress minorities and control women.

Dear car dealers, everyone hates you, and you deserve it. This is what happens when you become so unloved as a class of humans that people will turn their backs on you the first chance they get. Congress, take note.

The new Mini, to me, still just looks scared shitless, all the time.

Elon Musk and Tesla just don't think the rules should apply to them.

I use them both pretty regularly, and like knowing my ride's on its way with Uber, but has anyone else noticed that Uber drivers tend not to know where the hell they're going? They rely heavily on the app for directions. Cabbies don't, in my experience. This is a huge plus in favor of grabbing a yellow cab — if you

The truth is, no one wants to be seen in these

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As you can see in this video, the wall thing didn't... fully work out. Though a much more satisfying way of bludgeoning BB did work very well.

How was this thing not in Total Recall?

I'll take twenty.

The Pepperidge Farms Chantilly

Jump scares more effective in a non-jumpscare context! :P

Right. Because we all know every struggling artist is the next Picasso, Scorsese, Barishnikov, or Mozart.

You'll get like 3 to 10 of the best games of that generation, but that's about it.

Yeah, you're totally not being wildly condescending.

Preorder the NX today and receive the following extras!

- Speculation
- Lowered Expectations!
- Loss of funds

Order today! Don't forget to purchase the extended warranty ahead of time to protect the yet non-existent console.

Dear lord, the God-tier grammar in that tweet is blinding.

Well it seems to be well received by people who actually matter.