The want is very strong.

They do all three. What's wrong with that?

The frogurt is indeed free, but it is cursed.

counterpoint:

"He shouldn't be doing that" brilliant commentary

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

Fuckin', Doug.

Good story - still wish it went down more like Taken, only with a Car.

She'll run 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!

Fun Fact: Only 1 smart center in the USA has a car tower. It's Bergstrom in Milwaukee. The facility first sold Hummers, then was converted to sell smarts (in which the tower was built), then became a Fiat Studio (the 500s were too big to fit in the elevator), and now it's closed entirely.

Put it in H!

Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles: take her for a test drive, and you'll agree; Zagrevev emin zlotny dev!

There's a dealership in southeastern MA that has a reputation for offering S&M and likes to screw with pizza delivery guys over a few dollar tips... very weird

Collier AMC. Technically still in business.

What could be more crazy than a tower of crazy tiny cars?

If you've got car trouble I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems and...

CarMax. Willing to give you a warranty on this. Not sure it's what you're looking for, but I couldn't let it not be mentioned on this site for obvious reasons...

Mini, Beetle, Challenger, Bentley