What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.
Year two: Nia Jacksonville. No one likes it and it can’t play football, but because it’s in the same state the Rock went to college, it’s the main game every week.
They’re really gonna burninate up the competition this year.
Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action
I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.
I also like how players just seem to be randomly placed through the field on his run.
“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.
“That’s like the US losing a ground war against the KISS Army.”
“Bury us, but not the way you're thinking of"
You might say he’s better at conveying lore than data.
No, this is poetic:
Nothing gets peak physical performance out of a professional athlete like constantly waking him up in the middle of the night with whatever meaningless insight you gathered from your 17th hour straight of watching video.
Fueled by five or six 20-ounce cups a day from the Kuerig coffee maker that is an arm’s length from his desk,
It was the highlight of the last ten years of Dolphins football. I’m serious, no NFL team has played more totally forgettable games than the Dolphins have. They have entire seasons where literally nothing happened.
The most unbelievable thing about a television show where The Rock won a Super Bowl with the Dolphins and now manages millions for players alongside the shotgun to the dick guy from Hot Tub Time Machine while some other heavybag goes from football to retirement to selling cars to GM of the Rams in 2 years is that the…
Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.
Yeah, I mean all New England did was remove the words “Head Coach of Cleveland Browns” from his name and turned a retread into what is likely the best coach of a our lifetime. Since the Bengals are basically the sloppy seconds of Paul Brown’s life it would make sense that there is a diluted but still similar stink…
The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.
So I’m bored at work......
