There are limits to this.

That Colts play is a masterpiece. It invokes such feelings of despair and helplessness. It’s like watching a hopelessly overmatched kid half-heartedly try something against an opponent, knowing in advance that they’re doomed, and it is so ill-conceived and embarrassing that you can’t even praise them for the effort. Th…

Somehow, hiring the guy whose greatest achievement was once attaining the second-best regular season record in the Eastern Conference of MLS hasn’t worked out.

This is like replacing your beige Corolla with a beige Civic.

There is something sublimely inept about the combination of the pessimism that causes one to call a series of screen passes and the optimism that designs those screen plays so that all the blockers on the screen side are running to start their blocking assignments five to seven yards downfield, when the receiver never…

You can’t turn down a player with that much SWAG.

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

A stadium full of easy marks and dupes who hand over their money for a scam and he unluckily picks the one guy who figures it out.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

“I’m a fastest non-automatic qualifier, baby, so why don’t you kill me.”

He’s active on the court, but from the very little footage of actual shooting they showed, his jumper still looks like a weird push/set shot that he starts at chest-high.  He’s pushing with his wrist rather than snapping it.

That’s...not fixing anything.

..the only thing Brian Flores will challenge is the notion that football could be a source of entertainment that brings happiness and cheer to the public.

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

Hurry, CantSleep’s trapped on the escalator at the mall!

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

God, what can’t Hulk Hogan ruin?

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.