Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

the Toronto Technotronics? They would have really pumped up the jam with that name.

Enjoy Galaxy Brain Monte Ellis, Knicks fans! 

I know I would. Then I’d wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser. 

More like the Notre Damian Lillard experience because he was on fire last night

Could have been worse. You could have left off the last four words of your headline.

it’s the  Wade/Bron alley oop of technical fouls

It’s so rare to see a dude who’s both way better than everyone he plays against and tries harder than everyone he plays against. I’m completely demoralized just watching those highlights.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

That’s a holy place for Juish people.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

“I’ve been there, Lavar. You went in with dreams that you’d be the architect of something grand, but now you’re feeling trapped and just aching to see your son go somewhere that will let him stretch his wings like you truly believe he can. I know that story, Lavar. I’ve lived it. So believe me when I tell you, one dad…

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

“Oh hey, Nate, yeah we’re super excited for you to join us here. Playbook? Yeah, we’ll get right on that but first, to test your mobility, maybe run a few dozen reps of lifting these heavy boxes onto these moving vans.”

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

A thread of the coverage Sterling receives in England

That certainly is one way of getting your clock cleaned

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues.