What could possiblie go wrong? Oh. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong...

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Star Wars: Two Last, Two Jedi

That’s a holy place for Juish people.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

“I’ve been there, Lavar. You went in with dreams that you’d be the architect of something grand, but now you’re feeling trapped and just aching to see your son go somewhere that will let him stretch his wings like you truly believe he can. I know that story, Lavar. I’ve lived it. So believe me when I tell you, one dad…

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

“Oh hey, Nate, yeah we’re super excited for you to join us here. Playbook? Yeah, we’ll get right on that but first, to test your mobility, maybe run a few dozen reps of lifting these heavy boxes onto these moving vans.”

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

A thread of the coverage Sterling receives in England

That certainly is one way of getting your clock cleaned

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

I just don’t think he has the motivation to continue writing the story.  He has gotten comfortable with other projects. Maybe its time he turns the series over to someone else to finish for him.  I don’t blame him, hell, I don’t WANT him finishing it if his heart isn’t into it.

When a reporter told Derrick that Butler was going to be SAT, Rose replied “Oh yeah? Who is going to take his place?”

This situation is only tragic now. It is completely sans comic.

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

I can imagine that he doesn’t ever want to feel like he did that day. 

The instant oatmeal has exploded all over the roof of the microwave 

I’m a Dolphins fan (gag) and I honestly didn’t think it was possible to feel this unexcited about a 4-2 team. Set the over/under at 8.5 wins and I will HAPPILY bet my house on the under.