Probably less, but really: who IS productive anymore?

I hated Dan Marino, but if he were playing in this era, he’d be throwing over 6,500 yards and 70 touchdowns per season.

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

How hard is it to remember the titan? 

“Summer Catch”

Take it off the (registry) board..... YES!

And yet he continues to do nothing to stop James Dolan. 

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

PROSECUTION: Would you please describe what happened early on Sunday, July 29th?

“‘This is also a thing that I do,’ is a thing that I would say, and you would read, on a website.”

The worst part was his GPS kept saying “recalculating route” over and over.

I agree with everything you say here, but think about all of his negatives, and I think you realize he is more self-aware than you think:

In Bill Simmons favor-

“We want you to play in a performance-enhanced contest. No, no, hear me out...”

Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

If Shaq was “The Big Aristotle,” I guess this makes Lebron “The Big Plato.”

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

“He wants to be more Elon Musk than George Steinbrenner,” an analyst told Crain’s in an article last month.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”