I’m surprised nobody is talking about the moving in-game tributes each team payed to the passing of Muhammad Ali. The Warriors floated like a butterfly while the Cavs seemed to have died 48 hours earlier.

I’ve always felt the problem with Joker is for all of the talent he possesses, he doesn’t feel like a guy you can quite connect with on that visceral level. When I watch him play, there’s no question intellectually that he is as masterful a talent as we have ever seen. He wears his emotions on his sleeve. Yet in spite…

A quarterback has no name.

He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

“Dammit! That’s the wrong one!”

Any person using ‘architecting’ as a word deserves every bad thing.

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God, I remember in college when I read Bill Simmons obsessively. He was never an incredible writer, but it is AMAZING how absolutely insufferable he became as he got full of his own shit. I can still go back and enjoy shit like the Levels of Losing and the Rules for Sports fans. As half-baked and as sophomoric as a…

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

The Thunder need Kevin Durant to Hulk Out

I agree that anthems shouldn’t be at non national sporting events

“Particularly with respect to student athletes, these guys gotta toughen up, and they’ve gotta grow up, and they’ve gotta do it in a hurry.”

I happened to see this band at the ACL Festival in 2010, a gig he got because the Eagles were the festival headliner. There were 30 people in front of his stage, all screaming some variety of “Sell the Knicks, you fucker!” It was priceless.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

From the player’s perspective, I get it. I’m sure Bosh wishes he was out on the court with every fibrin of his being.

He's a guy who needs to be the lead ballhandler who's been on teams when he's usually the second or third best equipped to do so. Jamal Crawford doesn't start either. Same type of players.

Chords

team after team passing because weed is bad.

Confession: I’m a decently-paid lawyer with plenty of job security, and I’m still thinking about maybe doing some locksmithing on the side, based purely on my experience rekeying locks at Home Depot for a couple of years in college.

Yo dawg, we heard you like pizza. So we put your pizza inside another pizza so you can eat pizza after you’ve finished your pizza.