If it was four years old, Deadspin wouldn’t write about it.

I can’t believe they blew the “throw it off the defender’s shoe” move TWICE.

THE TOTAL PACKAGE REX PFLUEGER

You could’ve used those Stone Cold references anytime in the last 48 hours.

Isn't more like 1 every Se7en?

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

I am personally furious at Goose for his egregious oversight. He clearly should have said that he doesn’t want “a bunch of Cams Newton running around.”

Large leak, very dangerous, give us some time to lock it down.

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

I mean, at least it's a gneiss picture.

That large rock formation is still more active than James Harden on Defense.

I dunno, it depends on where it’s playing. The quality of the Theater should play into your decision. Also, are you buying tickets from the box office, or third party? So many questions really, there's no good way to answer this based on the information you've presented.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

This is the type of guy who hacked NBA Jam to make it all Shaq vs Shaq. “Another shot right next to the basket! HE’S ON FIRE!”

Conspiracy theorists still claim that the real dog is a sandwich.

Shots fired.

The Flying Millenials.

They definitely are. The number of “rivalry nights” that have included the Blackhawks is ridiculous. I mean, Hawks-Rangers? Sure, two of the biggest markets in the league, but those two teams have never been huge rivals, even when the league was 6 teams...
They go with the biggest markets and are loath to show Canadian…